Cool Things about being a Man 1.
Our
a*se is never a factor in a job interview.
2.
Our
orgasms are real. Always.
3.
Our
last name stays put.
4.
The
garage is all ours.
5.
Wedding
plans take care of themselves.
6.
We
never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7.
Car
mechanics tell us the truth.
8.
We
don't give a rat's arse if someone notices our new haircut.
9.
Hot
wax never comes near our pubic area.
10. Same work .. more pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. We don't have to leave the
room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux
rental $100.
14. If we retain water, it's in
a canteen.
15. People never glance at our
chest when we're talking to them.
16. New shoes don't cut,
blister, or mangle our feet.
17. One mood, ALL the damn time.
18. Phone conversations are over
in 30 seconds.
19. A five-day vacation requires
only 1 suitcase.
20. We can open our own jars.
21. We get extra credit for the
slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. Our underwear is $10 for a
three-pack.
23. If we are 34 and single,
nobody notices.
24. We can quietly enjoy a car
ride from the passenger's seat.
25. Three pairs of shoes are
more than enough.
26. We can quietly watch a game
with our buddy for hours without thinking "He must be mad at me."
27. No maxi-pads.
28. If another guy shows up at
the party in the same outfit, we just might become lifelong friends.
29. We are not expected to know
the names of more than five colours.
30. We don't have to stop and
think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
31. We are unable to see
wrinkles in clothes.
32. The same hairstyle lasts for
years, maybe decades.
33. Our belly usually hides our
big hips.
34. One wallet and one pair of
shoes, one colour, all seasons.
35. We can "do" our
nails with a pocket knife.
36. Christmas shopping can be
accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in minutes.
37. The world is our urinal.
27.11.2008. 08:31
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