People should have to wear signs that just say, I'M DOF." That way you
wouldn't rely on them, would you?
You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...
oops,
never mind. Didn't see your sign."
It's like before my boeta and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and
there was a Pickfords truck in our driveway.
My neighbour comes over and choons, "Hey, you moving?"
"Noooit bru. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see
how
many boxes it takes. Here's your sign!"
A couple of months ago I went fishing with a mate of mine, we pulled his
boat into the ramp, I lifted up this big whiting and this idiot on the
ramp goes, "Hey, you catch all those fish?" "Nooit
cuzzi. Talked 'em
into giving up. Here's your sign."
I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There
was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test
it. "Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good...
They
want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts
when they bite you." "Well, all right, but hold my sign.
I don't wanna
lose it."
Last time I had a flat tyre, I pulled my car into a petrol station. The
'pomp jockey' walks out, looks at my car, looks at me, and I SWEAR he
choons, " Tyre go flat?" I couldn't resist. I said,
"Nooit Baba. I was
driving around and those other three just swelled up on me. Here's your
sign."
I was trying to sell my 'jammie' about a year ago. A guy came over to the
house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the
house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe,
then says, "Jislaaik, that's hot!"
See? If he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him!
I learned to drive a 18 wheeler in my days in the 'mag'. Wouldn't you know
I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I couldn't
get it out no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and eventually a
local cop shows up to take the report. He went through his basic
questioning... ok.. no problem. I thought sure he was clear of needing a
sign...until he asked "so..is your truck stuck?" I couldn't
help myself.
I looked at him, looked back at the rig and then back at him took my sign
off and chooned, "No. I'm delivering a bridge. Here's your
sign."
I stayed late at work one night and a co-worker looked at me and chooned,
"Are you still here?" I replied, "No. I left about
10 minutes ago.
Here's your sign."
Anybody you know, need a sign today? Send this to all your chinas!
The next time someone says something dof, you can ask them: Where's your
sign?
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