Y'know" said the Scotsman,
"I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow there's a little bar called
McTavish's. Now the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much
that when you buy 4 drinks he will buy the 5th drink for you." "Well", said the Englishman,
"at my local, the Red Lion, the barman there will buy you your 3rd drink
after you buy the first 2" "Ahhhhh, that's nothing", said
the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin there's Ryan's Bar. Now the moment you
set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you
like. Then when you've had enough drinks they'll take you upstairs and see that
you get laid. All on the house." The Englishman and Scotsman immediately
scorn the Irishman's claims, but he swears every word is true.
"Well," said the Englishman, "did this actually happen to
you?" "Not me meself, personally, no,"
said the Irishman, "but it did happen to me sister."
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