The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom
making love to a very attractive young woman, and was somewhat upset.
"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this
to me a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a
divorce straight away!"
And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can
tell you what happened."
"Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words
you'll say to me!"
And the husband began … "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home
and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and
defenceless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.
I noticed that she was very thin,
not well dressed and very dirty.
She told me that she hadn't eaten
for three days!
So, in my compassion, I brought her
home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you
wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.
The poor thing devoured them in
moments.
Since she needed a good clean up I
suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were
dirty and full of holes so I threw them away.
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave
her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use because
you say they are too tight.
I also gave her the underwear that
was your anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good
taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister
gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated
those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone
at work has a pair the same"
The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful for
my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me!
With tears in her eyes and said, “Please
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