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Early Christmas humour on Capetown Web 2008's
First Christmas Joke
Three men died on
Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In
honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something
that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled
through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a
candle", he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter
said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of
keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said "You
may pass through the pearly gates". The third man started searching
desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's
panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked,
"And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "These are
Carols."
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