When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a
new wing to their hospital, the Allergists voted
to scratch it and the Dermatologists advised not
to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had
sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists
thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and the Obstetricians felt they
were all labouring under a misconception.
The Ophthalmologists
considered the idea short-sighted; the Pathologists yelled,
'Over my dead body', while the Paediatricians
said, 'Oh, Grow up!'
The Psychiatrists thought the
whole idea was madness, the Radiologists could
see right through it, and the Surgeons decided
to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The Internists thought
it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic
Surgeons said, 'This puts a whole new face on the matter.'
The Chiropodists thought it
was a step forward, but the Urologists felt the
scheme wouldn't hold water.
The Anaesthetists
thought the whole idea was a gas and the Cardiologists
didn't have the heart to say 'no'.
In the end, the Proctologists
left the decision up to some asshole in administration.
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