Two
married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other
and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do.
Whenever
I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off
before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the
garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, sneak up the stairs,
get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee
down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL
wakes up, and Yells at me for staying out so late.
His
friend looks at him and says " Well, you're obviously taking the wrong
approach. I
screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into
the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet,
undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the ass and
say!, WHO'S HORNY????!!! "And she acts like she's sound asleep!
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