THE WRONG ANSWER!

 WIFE:
 What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

 HUSBAND:
 Definitely not!

 WIFE:
 Why not - don't you like being married?

 HUSBAND:
  Of course I do.

 WIFE:
  Then why wouldn't you remarry?

 HUSBAND:
  Okay, I'd get married again.

 WIFE:
  You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).

 HUSBAND:
  (Makes audible groan).

 WIFE:
  Would you live in our house?

 HUSBAND:
  Sure, it's a great house.

 WIFE:
  Would you sleep with her in our bed?

 HUSBAND:
  Where else would we sleep?

 WIFE:
  Would you let her drive my car?

 HUSBAND:
  Probably, it is almost new.

 WIFE:
  Would you replace my pictures with hers?

 HUSBAND:
  That would seem like the proper thing to do.

 WIFE:
  Would she use my golf clubs?

 HUSBAND:
  No, she's left-handed.

 WIFE:
 - silence - -

 HUSBAND:
F * ck ..

22.10.2008. 17:28

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