A man boarded an aircraft
in New York and took his seat. As he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful
woman boarding the plane. He realized she was heading straight towards his
seat. Bingo! She took the seat right beside him. Eager to strike up a conversation,
he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"
She turned, smiled
enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniac
Convention in France."
He swallowed hard.
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business
role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she
responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about
sexuality."
"Really," he smiled, "What myths are those?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African
American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American
Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that
French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Indian descent.
We have found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the
Afrikaners."
Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she
said, "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you; I don't even know
your name."
"Running Bear," the man said...."Running Bear Moodley, but my
friends call me Frikkie."
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