A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW convertible out of the car salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 90mph, enjoying the wind blowing  through what little hair he had left. 'Amazing!' he thought as he flew down  the M40, enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his  rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue lights flashing and  siren blaring.

 'I can get away  from him - no problem!' thought the elderly nutcase as he floored it to  110mph, then 120, then 130mph.

Suddenly, he  thought, 'What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!' So he  pulled over to the side of the road and waited for  the police car to  catch up with him.

Pulling in  behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver's side of the BMW, looked  at his watch and said, 'Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes.

Today is Friday  and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a reason that I've  never heard before why you were speeding, I'll let you  go.'
The man looked  very seriously at the policeman, and replied, 'Years ago, my wife ran off  with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back.'

'Have a good  day, Sir,' said the policeman.

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