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Senior Citizen has all the answers
A STUNNING SENIOR MOMENT
A self-important college freshman attending a recent
football game took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next
to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his
generation.
"You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one, “ and
the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. "The young
people of today grew up with television, the Internet, jet planes, space
travel, and man walking on the moon. Our space probes have visited Mars. We
have nuclear energy ships and electric and hydrogen cars. Computers with
light-speed processing...and more. "
After a brief silence the senior citizen
responded as follows:
"You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young........
so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little shit, what are you doing for the
next generation?"
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