A woman sitting at a restaurant in Brakpan suddenly began to cough while eating
a giant country-fried steak.
After a few seconds it became
apparent that she was in real distress, and two locals at the next table turned
to look at her.
" Kan you like swallow?”
asked one.
The woman signaled 'No', desperately shaking her head.
" Kan you like
breeve?" asked the other.
The woman, beginning to turn a bit blue, shook her head 'No.'
With that, the first Brakpan
ou walked over to her, lifted up the back of her skirt, pulled down her
panties, and quickly ran his tongue up and down the woman's butt crack.
This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out
of her mouth and she began to breathe again.
The man slowly walked back over to his table and proudly took another sip of
his Klipdrift & Coke.
His partner said in admiration, "Ma se moer, I did heard of that Hind Lick
Manoeuvre, but I never did saw anybody done it before!
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