In
Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.
For
example, the trade name of Panadol also has a generic name ofParacetamol.
Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Nurofen is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.
After
careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced
that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
Also
considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course,
Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form,
and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a
mixer.
It
will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously
we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names
of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.
Pepsi
will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and
Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.
This
means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky Boobs
and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
For hundreds of years the aloe plant has been known
for its amazing properties. Today this knowledge has
been harnessed into a range of Wellness and Skin care
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