Why do men die first?
Why do men die first?
This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but now we know. It
requires a bit of explanation, first:
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race ...
you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay
home and do the housework ... you're a pansy.
If you
work too hard ... there's never any time for her.
If you
don't work enough..... you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she
has a boring repetitive job with low pay ... this is exploitation.
If you
have a boring repetitive job with low pay..... you should get off your lazy
behind and find something better.
If you
get a promotion ahead of her ... that is favouritism.
If she
gets a job ahead of you..... its equal opportunity.
If you
mention how nice she looks ... its sexual harassment.
If you
keep quiet.... its male indifference.
If you
cry ... you're a wimp.
If you don’t....
you're an insensitive bastard.
If you
make a decision without consulting her.... you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you
ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy ... that's domination.
If SHE
asks you ... it's a favour.
If you
appreciate the female form and frilly underwear.... you're a pervert.
If you
don't ... you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape ... you're sexist.
If you
don't ... you're unromantic.
If you
try to keep yourself in shape.... you're vain.
If you
don't ... you're a slob.
If you
buy her flowers ... you're after something.
If you
don't ... you're not thoughtful.
If you're
proud of your achievements ... you're full of yourself.
If you
don't ... you're not ambitious.
If she
has a headache ... she's tired.
If you
have a headache.... you don't love her anymore.
If you
want it too often ... you're oversexed.
If you
don't ... there must be someone else.
Why do men die first?
Because
they want to.
21.01.2009. 07:19
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