A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls.
They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached
'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEARâ€™
The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'
They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
â€˜â€˜THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'
The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, 'That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him.'
They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEARâ€™
The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said,' That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one.
The husband looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow.'
The husbandâ€™s condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and he should eventually make a full recovery.